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The market may be down 10% this morning but that doesn't prevent some people from keeping their priorities straight.  This just in from the corner office:

I haven't seen you today but I was told that you are wearing pants that could be considered jeans or a bit too casual for our office.  I'm just bringing it to your attention so you can help me out by being careful not to get too casual with your great outfits.

As a side note, they are corduroys, which meets definition of business casual.  It's Friday.  I spend 99.9% of my time in my office.  Oh and yea, the world is coming to an end so WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK WHAT I'M WEARING? 

Fascism.